I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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