What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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