You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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