we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
