no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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