i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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