i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
one might say we're banned from that church
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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