North Korea, Best Korea!
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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