He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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