Your tits are I can't wait for
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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