break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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