Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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