i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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