You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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