How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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