I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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