Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
We had to coat check the pizza.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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