Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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