I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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