Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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