i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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