we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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