Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I don't deserve a penis
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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