Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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