that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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