So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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