"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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