Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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