You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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