what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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