I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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