Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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