sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize