he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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