Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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