If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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