yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
My boob is missing a layer of skin
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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