I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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