seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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