Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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