You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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