can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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