you would pick up someone in the library
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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