I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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