I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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