im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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