drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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