Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
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awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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