put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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