it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
