69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Acid is not a monday night drug
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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