Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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