Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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