Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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