No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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