This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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