So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize