Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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