Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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