She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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