She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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