I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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