Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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